stinky nuts

A person that doesn't bathe regularly.

Jim is a stinky nuts. I don't think that guy has ever seen a shower.

by eddie January 13, 2004

nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

wing-nut

a total retard

why would that wing-nut stick his toungue to a frozen pole?

by m.chapman April 28, 2003

Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009

Nut Caped

To rape someone by fiercely and brutally twist to pairs of male testicals together.

Dude, you just got Nut caped

While playing dead space:OMG I ALMOST GOT NUTCAPED

by MENINDANUTSOHARDANALLY October 29, 2009

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010