Noob rape

A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.

NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"

Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*

NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"

VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"

by BJ's feel good January 15, 2006

perma-noob

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.

See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."

by anonymous July 12, 2005

Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.

Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass

by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

Alpha Noob

A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.

"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"

by MADragon February 11, 2004

Roblox Noob

A Roblox Noob owns every free item in the Catalogue. It usually wears random accessories and has a colourful skin colour. The Roblox Noob cannot talk. If you have a conversation with them, they won't respond. If you insult them, they will not react. The Roblox Noob often wanders around the game trying to figure out what to do, but our recent studies show that a Roblox Noob will never know what to do.

Example #1:

Roblox Player 1: Cover me I'm reloading

Roblox Noob:

*In a situation like this, the Roblox Noob will not follow your instructions. They barely even know you exist.

Example #2:

Roblox Player 1: I saw a Roblox Noob earlier

Roblox Player 2: Really? How could you tell it was a noob?

Roblox Player 1: It got killed 380213948 times and its outfit was made up of a bunch of free items. No kills too! Oh, and btw, his skin colour was red.

*If you happen to come across a Roblox Noob, do not try to speak to it or give it instructions. It's best to leave it alone and continue what you are doing. Seriously! These guys are brain dead!

I really want to know what is going on inside a Roblox Noob's head, if it even has one...

by Furi0sity March 20, 2020

noob sauce

A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.

Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.

by Cyn The Frost Demon September 12, 2006