a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020
Get the swaylay noncemug. A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled
by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021
Get the seaming noncemug. 
by Zorana nonce March 26, 2022
Get the noncemug. "mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"
for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin
for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin
by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022
Get the noncemug. Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
by Jjoxx October 23, 2017
Get the soggy noncemug. by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021
Get the Foot noncemug.