nevernude

Some one who refuses to be completly in the nude even when bathing or when having sex.

Paul, the nevernude, wears a bathing suit when he showers.
Paul is such a nevernude that he has sex through the dickhole of his boxers

by posiden56 February 22, 2011

Never Ending

When trying to say good bye to someone and they keep replying to your final words. It is worse in regular conversation then through some sort of instant messaging.

Kyle-Alright man we'll see ya later.
Frank-Ya taker' easy.
Kyle- ok you too man.
Frank- Always. We'll talk to you later.
Kyle- Ya for sure, I gtg bye.
Frank- Bye.
Kyle- Ok stop talking this goodbye is never ending.

by Samsquanch21 November 26, 2009

never lucky

A phrase used mainly by the Hearthstone streamer Kripparian. I typically is used when the opponent top decks a useful card or the player (being you) gets utter trash when they need something good.

Kripp: Book into Glyph into Fireball for lethal. Never lucky dude.

by Zazukai October 3, 2017

Neverlution

A disparaging reference to the same THEORY also known as Evolution among those who subscribe to it. The term "Neverlution" is intended for use by proponents of opposing views of evolution and endeavors to include a commentary on the likelihood of life spontaneously arising and successfully changing to progressively better equipped forms.

Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.

Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.

Have you ever noticed that Neverlution works fine if you *only* discuss lions hunting deer but it says nothing about defenseless fruit trees and vegetables? How'd those get here?

by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 6, 2008

Once you go black, you never go back

Once a woman sleeps with a black man, no white man will be able to satisfy her, so she sleeps only with black men from then on. Usually because of their girth and size, but also because they appreciate more types of women in general and have better moves.

After she'd been with two black guys, she realized that once you go black, you never go back, because size really does matter.

by ksbunny July 26, 2012

u.s. never-cell-out field

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.

U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!

by spaghetti cormorant October 20, 2008

Neverything

An adjective to describe someone who provides you with desired needs but means nothing to you. Very similar to sugar daddy/momma but is more versatile and can be used directed toward any number of things including friends with benefits.

I married my husband for his money. He is my neverything.

by OldGregLovesMe June 2, 2009