stinky nuts

A person that doesn't bathe regularly.

Jim is a stinky nuts. I don't think that guy has ever seen a shower.

by eddie January 13, 2004

nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

by P August 24, 2003

wing-nut

a total retard

why would that wing-nut stick his toungue to a frozen pole?

by m.chapman April 28, 2003

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 9, 2021

Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009

Nut Gumming

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.

i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.

by bigcrazy May 23, 2012

Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something

“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019