muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

by Steff is my name you cow April 25, 2006

crack muffin

An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.

N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."

by Richierich1986 August 21, 2007

carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.

"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"

by Shannon475 December 12, 2006

Muffin Man

drug dealer

I'm going down to the corner to see the Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 December 06, 2015

muffin bath

When two girls who posess the ability to ejaculate when climaxing please each other while using the "69" position.

I think I will have a muffin bath with my roommate this morning

by Boris Yakaczlevski September 20, 2006

Swag-Muffin

A particularly enticing/scrumptious individual.

Gus is a Swag-Muffin. He is a very delicious person.

by TrebekizFake February 17, 2011

puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

by ruffin muffin October 05, 2009