He is one of the worst halo 3 players ever. He had to pay somebody to get him a 50. His name is alex, like what a stupid name. He has a horrible BR and some really bad call outs. If you would like to send him messages on xbox to tell him how bad he is I would encourage it. Tell him to play you 1 v 1 and he will pussy out. Please tell this kid how bad he is so he gets the message.
by JuSt CaLl Me LiKqWeD December 18, 2008
Get the MLG BxAxMxF mug.Stands for My Life is Average. MLIA is a spinoff of FML that was originally created for users to document daily life. However, it has now been infested with homosexual suburban white children who make up fake stories and post them in an attempt to impress and make other people laugh. The demographic includes Harry Potter nerds, Twilight haters, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus haters, 5-year-old suburban white girls from Nebraska, etc.
Posters frequently post about how something awesome happened at their school, such as a professor dressing up as a banana and reading fairy tales to the class. Quite obviously, these stories are fake; if they were real, then all MLIA posters probably attend Faggot High School.
MLIA posts are supposed to begin with "Today" and end with "MLIA". However, many posters are so busy fabricating their bullshit stories that they forget to do so. Recently, a trend has developed where posters chronicle an exciting event and end their post with a matter-of-fact statement, such as "Life. Complete." or "I love _____." This statement is meant to be the "punchline" of the pathetic joke that posters are trying to tell.
Posters frequently post about how something awesome happened at their school, such as a professor dressing up as a banana and reading fairy tales to the class. Quite obviously, these stories are fake; if they were real, then all MLIA posters probably attend Faggot High School.
MLIA posts are supposed to begin with "Today" and end with "MLIA". However, many posters are so busy fabricating their bullshit stories that they forget to do so. Recently, a trend has developed where posters chronicle an exciting event and end their post with a matter-of-fact statement, such as "Life. Complete." or "I love _____." This statement is meant to be the "punchline" of the pathetic joke that posters are trying to tell.
Real MLIA post:
"Today, I went to Burger King for dinner. Then I went home and watched The Hangover. MLIA."
Note the documentation of events that truly happen in average life.
Fake MLIA post:
"Today, I woke up and decided to dress up as Harry Potter. When I got to school, I discovered that my friends had dressed up as Harry Potter characters as well. Then all of a sudden the entire grade started singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" in the hallway. I love my school. MLIA."
Note the documentation of an event that could never happen, except at Faggot High School in Homoville, Nebraska. Also note the homosexuality portrayed by the poster and his matter-of-fact conclusion of "I love my school."
"Today, I went to Burger King for dinner. Then I went home and watched The Hangover. MLIA."
Note the documentation of events that truly happen in average life.
Fake MLIA post:
"Today, I woke up and decided to dress up as Harry Potter. When I got to school, I discovered that my friends had dressed up as Harry Potter characters as well. Then all of a sudden the entire grade started singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" in the hallway. I love my school. MLIA."
Note the documentation of an event that could never happen, except at Faggot High School in Homoville, Nebraska. Also note the homosexuality portrayed by the poster and his matter-of-fact conclusion of "I love my school."
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standing for: My Life Is Communist
-a phrase in order to express how communist one's surroundings are at any given moment.
-may apply to interactions with people, visiting other countries, or observing the equal distribution of all resources amongst all people regardless of obvious superior/inferior differences.
*may be applied to perspectives: e.g. YLIC (your life is communist) or TLAC (their lives are communist) HLIC (His or her)
-a phrase in order to express how communist one's surroundings are at any given moment.
-may apply to interactions with people, visiting other countries, or observing the equal distribution of all resources amongst all people regardless of obvious superior/inferior differences.
*may be applied to perspectives: e.g. YLIC (your life is communist) or TLAC (their lives are communist) HLIC (His or her)
*Man, how's Goldie going to check her Facebook back in the motherland? HLIC
*Wait, they hate America because you can reap what you sow, and not have to share with the bitch next door? TLAC
*I'm miserable. MLIC
*Wait, they hate America because you can reap what you sow, and not have to share with the bitch next door? TLAC
*I'm miserable. MLIC
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