metrosexual

Harry Potter, according to the Scarf of Sexual Preference.

Scarf: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

by didjagetmahtext July 25, 2010

Melrose

Melrose is a city which is a little bit north of Boston. It pretty much sucks, but it has a lot of pizza places.

"I went to Melrose last night."
"Why?"

by chupachipmunk May 6, 2006

metrochode

a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them

Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."

by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

metronidazole

An antibiotic; one you are prescribed if you have bacterial vaginosis. It is important to note that you cannot take consume any alcohol for 48 hours after you take it. This medication is also prone to upset your stomach and causes yeast infections.

Metronidazole kinda sucks...but at least it will make my cunt feel better.

by su-chin for the win November 13, 2011

metrosexual

A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care.

Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.

by Cary Granite October 5, 2005

merolyn

She is the most exciting person. She has beauty, humor and a good heart. She can brighten up a room when she walks in. She is a fighter and even though she has problems her priority is to always help others. People may not always understand her because of her way of thinking and fantasy but she is not bothered and will keep on showing people what kind of powers she has.

Merolyn will know how to brighten up my day

by Rosaliejanecarter August 6, 2019

mecrofoam

when are so bad at typing microphone

Person 1: you can eat mecrofoam
Person 2: wtf is that

by orangesnipzy July 31, 2020