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green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 28, 2007
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Porch Light

Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.
"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"
by SICKcity July 11, 2009
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light it up red

A slogan that supports autistic people to freely express themselves. This goes in contrast to "light it up blue" which only promotes the awareness of autism, even though almost everyone has at least heard of autism by now. "light it up red" however, promotes respect and acceptance towards autistic individuals and is a more meaningful way to promote the autistic community.
Red is the color of love, ambition, and respect. Blue is the color of disappointment and depression. Lets light it up red instead to let everyone know that the autistic community is capable of understanding and respect.
by Dubiks December 6, 2018
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Japanese Red Light

Upon seeing a green light, the passengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle - Thus a Japanese Redlight
"One, two, three -JAPANESE RED LIGHT"

"Fuck, I didn't jump out in time"
by ReMiJe November 9, 2009
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fail light

To fail or lose at something that's very easy. Comes from Light Mode in DDR.
You got a 40% in Basic Counting to Ten! Way to fail light.
by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006
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Cougar Light

A woman six to ten years older than the man she is dating. Not quite a cougar.
Omg Sally, who is that hawt piece of arm candy with Gina?? Is he even legal???
Yeah he's legal, just had is 22nd birthday... Sally's just playing the cougar light.
by Phippyj January 16, 2009
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Busch light

The kind of beer every Iowan drinks. Never leave a 30 pack of Busch unattended in Iowa.
Hey wade can you grab a 30 pack of Busch light so me and the boys can go get shit faced.
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