Landon School

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.

Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry

by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020

dang-a-lang

a circumcised penis; dick; cock; wang; shlong; pee-pee;

Maria (to DJ): You're dang-a-lang is very sexy!

DJ (to Maria): Thank Ya!

by lalala October 24, 2004

Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017

bang-a-lang

a word associated to describe a boy that is extreamly gorgeous

' he is an absolute bang-a-lang'

by baby pj 1 and pj 2 May 14, 2007

lang

Slang word from Ireland used to describe not being where you're supoosed to be.

That guys is on the lang from school

by Marc 'go on ya langer' Walsh May 13, 2005

landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005

Lagon

The mythical beast you must slay to get anything done online.

I was about to get a headshot, but then the Lagon took me out.

I want to load facebook, but the Lagon's eating my connection.

by CTR 6thSymphony August 16, 2010