Lindsey

One of the only two Ikwywawndrereunitedbffladewlifesneakmastersw'sforl'swaterbottletrickstersmuffledlifelintlickingcrapmastersdoingitfortherummersratchetaboutthatdrylifelaughinginclassandgettingjudgedbasicallypeanutbutterandmayoawkrocksgumsharingfunniestonearthcapslockwritingalsounicornsofficiallydeadmakingfunofstupidkidsonfbdoubledeadhandlebikeswithnohandlebarstookoolforskoolsupergraveneighborsstupidcallingnolifebuddiesforlife, found among rocks, 95% probability of eating when found, if not she will be sleeping. Lurks around Walmart, with all her friends OPE she has none. Likes to waste things.

Person 1: Hey is that girl talking to her lint?!

Person 2: Wow she must be Lindsey! One of the legendary lint masters!

Person 1: She's cool! Lets go talk to her!

by Lindzar May 20, 2013

Linda

A Linda is a middle aged white woman who goes for power walks and eats salad for all three meals of the day. Linda the the person to have a son who listens to rap music so she tries to he hip by saying "what's the hizzle my nizzle!?"

I was at the grocery store and a Linda was looking at the organic dish washer soap

by Littlelinda69 September 14, 2017

lindsay lohan

Ginger. Used to be hott. But now she`s blonde and i jusx hate blondes no offence yah dig.

if yhu want yhur kids to have ANY respect in life don`t let them be child stars. Like Lindsay Lohan

by Duke420 July 23, 2007

Lindahl

Someone who is beyond attractive, and watches a ton of movies. This person has killer blue eyes, and is one of the sweetest types of people you will meet. This person has a wonderful smile, and is usually quiet but very charming. This person is a keeper.

Wow, when I met Lindahl, I was swooning.

by Keep It Tasty September 5, 2011

Lindsey

A human being with blonde hair and two legs; speaks a version of the Queen's English which requires the use of the term "eeeeerrrrrrrmmmm" after every 3 words.

Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!

by Choda Boy III July 1, 2011

Linda Coddle

An old bitch who pesters businesses all abroad. Also known as one who trips on Dog Defeating, and who cannot take no for an answer.

Don't you Linda Coddle me Fucker, I already told you no!

by Lt Dan 47 May 14, 2010

Lindsay Taracks

A beautfiul girl that is in a relationship with an ahdorable boy. They are great together.
The boy is sweet kind and funny and the girl is cute happy and loves to cuddle.=) they live in Utah.

that Lindsay taracks is soooo lucky..

by blahhhblahh12345 March 27, 2011