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KentuckySportsRadio

KentuckySportsRadio.com is a blog dedicated to University of Kentucky athletics. It was founded by Matt Jones of Middlesboro, Kentucky who is well-known for his polarizing standpoint about UK sports, his condescending attitude towards callers on his daily call-in show, and being flamboyantly heterosexual. KSR is one of the most successful fan sites in all of sports, especiallyamong the collegiate ranks. It is also known for it's simple, yet unique layout which allows readers to reminisce about the early days of the internet and simply read every article by scrolling down the page rather than being filled with hyperlinks and things invented after the year 2000.
Rajon Rondo-"Man, I can't wait to read KentuckySportsRadio today and hear Matt talk about how UK is the greatest and how manly and heterosexual he is!"

John Wall-"I hope KentuckySportsRadio has some more info about jorts!"

Pete Thamel-"Matt Jones of KentuckySportsRadio is one of the best up and coming journalists, watch out Gregg Doyel!"
by Pat Forde May 2, 2012
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kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).
"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."
by Indian Charlie May 17, 2006
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Kentucky low rider

When a car with stock suspension is lowered by an obese person in either the front or back seat.A person of 300+ lbs can lower the car up to 4 inches and can bounce the vehicle if he/she chooses to shift weight.
"yo my cousin is a fan of chicks in Kentucky low riders."
by ApimpNamedSlickback August 21, 2007
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Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.
Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.
by Dan April 14, 2009
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Kentucky Fried Chicken

KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken. The first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in 1952. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders", Harland Sanders became a legendary figure of American cultural history, and his image remains prominent in KFC advertising. The company is famous for the "It's finger lickin' good" slogan, which originated in the 1950s. The trademark on that slogan expired in the United States in 2006. In 2011, the "finger lickin' good" slogan was dropped in favor of "So good".
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"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.

"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).
by Dinkum September 3, 2013
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Kentucky Derby

In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."
"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"

"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"
by Wilshire89 May 2, 2010
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kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.
I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.
by black flag June 2, 2004
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