Joey

A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.

My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.

by SheenIsWinning June 20, 2011

The Joey

Pulling ones ball skin up over the shaft the the penis and letting just the head of the penis hang out like a mother kangaroo carrying her young.

She loves it when i do the joey, it really gets her in the mood for some deep anal.

by Kuma 13 June 30, 2007

Joey Essex

Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;

1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex

Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....

by 4dam4ntium February 5, 2015

joey gladstone

the act of being a shitty comedian, or bombing while performing comedy

he was so joey gladstone at the party yesterday that I felt embarrased.

by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

joey

that kid. the dirty one. the one that makes you wanna kick a babies head off. the one whose hair looks like a fucking rats nest. the one whose overconfident and thinks hes way too good for anyone. the one who thinks he can get girls..but girls are afraid he has a poon. the one who when you look at him suicide runs through your mind.

dude stop being such a joey. no one likes a joey.

by wink at me im hott January 22, 2011

joeys

joeys a un-common term used for large breasts.

JOEYS ,JOEYS,JOEYS tut tut ;)

by alexthegreat joeys February 6, 2012

Joey

Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"

Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed

by ahwell June 23, 2012