Houdini hump 

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

Houdini hump by sneakysausage February 6, 2015

sandman hump 

Having doggy style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, getting cum in the sand, and making her lick it up.

Dude, me and Jasmine were sandman humping after the beach party. It was intense.

sandman hump by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016

violent hump 

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end

I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.

violent hump by carpoolboy July 31, 2016

sandman hump 

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"

Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!

sandman hump by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

sandman hump 

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.

"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"

sandman hump by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.

video hump by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016

dry hump wednesday 

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

dry hump wednesday by Betty Missus June 6, 2017