Griffin is a great person. loving, caring, helpful, and more. Known for having one of the biggest shlongs in the country. But besides that, they are an all-around great person.
by NAME_MAN123 October 16, 2020
Get the Griffinmug. The ugliest dude you’ll ever see in your life, when people see griffin they’re like, “oh shit it’s that fuckboy griffin!”
by Wizard man lol69 July 13, 2018
Get the Griffin thornmug. by Mofo edga January 6, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. A smelly boy who looks like a 5th grade magician. Usually works at a burger joint and looks like a fucking pepperoni pizza!
by Female7777777 September 16, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
Get the Meg Griffin treatmentmug. by Jeremiah_griffin April 5, 2022
Get the Jeremiah griffinmug. A Griffin is a mythical beast, it is half lion and half eagle, since it is not real we don’t know how it should look like if it was real, what I think it would look like it would have a head of an eagle, body of a lion and huge wings the color of the body (head is white. And body brown, also tail looks like a fan-)
John: Hey! What’s your favorite mythical creature?
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
by LilyCat!<3 August 28, 2022
Get the Griffinmug.