Siucide

The action a CR7 fan does after Ronaldo loses a match, the fan witnesses the loss, then either finds a device of execution. They either have it near them or somewhere in the another room. They use a rope to hang themselves or a gun to blow their brains out, there are other objects too and if there isn’t any object to kill themselves, they might jump off a tall building or any other ways. If it succeeds, they’re obviously dead, over the loss of a match in football/soccer or whatever you want to call it.

Yo, Cristiano Ronaldo just lost a match and Kevin is a huge fan of him, did he commit siucide?

by Buttersphere April 26, 2025

Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?

The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn

by Buttersphere July 12, 2025