Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

bumping the gate

A fun pastime that usually involves two or more beings, living or dead. This act usually is progressed by horny teenagers and at times, results in a mini human.

Jane had done it AGAIN, she walked into her bedroom before pausing and listening, and on her bed, her siblings, bumping the gate, again.

by JakeFromStakeFarm April 29, 2019

wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.

P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!

by alupigus993 May 2, 2019

Beyond The Mint Gates

The act of SJW-ing an Instagram account to death.

"Did you hear about that kid who got suspended?"
"Yeah someone found out about his meme account and totally pulled a Beyond The Mint Gates on him."

by papapapapapara March 1, 2019

Golden Gate

A type of threesome (MFF) named after the famous bridge. Two girls serve as "towers" while the man serves as the roadway. One girl is sitting on the guy's face -- or receiving cunnilingus -- while the other is riding the guy. They extend their arms out until their hands touch so it appears similar to the cabling of the bridge.

In order to revitalize America, my girls Holly and Cara decided to build a golden gate with Josh last night. And although Josh needs speech therapy because he was without oxygen for at least 4 minutes, Josh still has a smile on his face for showing the politicians how you really make America great. (Regrettably, Trump still wanted to piss all over it)

by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019

Storm the gate

To disregard all logic and do something crazy as fuck

Derived from the medieval tactic used by armies when attacking enemy castles

Person 1: IDK that might kill ya bru
Person 2:Fuck that shit! Storm the gate

by indigoproxy March 19, 2019

GATED

When someone gets defensive to easy and won't stop running their mouth when their mad.

Bro chill out, You GATED asf over some damn Doritos I asked for 1.

by Lyon_King_9000 September 2, 2019