Freedum

The right to be stupid in a Trumpian GOP’s little world.

Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.

Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?

Fake Patriot: MAGA!

by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021

Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.

Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences

by FonZehhhh January 27, 2013

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 21, 2017

Jaboo Freeny

A person who is doing something ridiculous and another person calls them out for it.

Dad: Do your chores.
Kid: I'd rather play video games.
Dad: Stop being a Jaboo Freeny...

by KatAttack_ September 18, 2017

political freedom

Believing that the country is run by midgets.

Person 1 - I see futures of the german political freedom
Person 2 - *extends arms y=mx+b*
Person 1 - You fascist!

by Yong Liex November 14, 2017

Malaysian freedom

A threesome with Asian women. Preferably paid for and contributing to their college education.

Next time you're in an Asian bathhouse, ask for Malaysian freedom.

by Bozo Bozo February 23, 2019

freedy

that happens when two malay indians love eachother. indian

Ranjeesh and Indira are so freedy. indian

by yoyoyoimyobro October 24, 2011