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friendaissance

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance
friendaissance by KKrt August 28, 2009
An individual who prefers to live an aesthetic lifestyle, with a hint of savagery. The freend is a man who appoints his friends to duties such as guaranteeing women, liquor, and an overall good time. Being a friend of a Freend is not an easy task, but one that has its long term rewards.
What’s poppin Freend?

Not much, you got any girls down to fuck tonight?
Nah man, I’ll keep trying. We still hanging out?
I’m good. Hit me up next week when you actually get something done.
Freend by PeeELOh January 8, 2019

friendasaur 

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

friendaversary 

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met
Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!

Friendalize 

Person 1: hey im going to a chat room to friendalize.

Person 2: you already have a hundred and one friends why need more???
Friendalize by Solito September 20, 2009

friendationship 

the state of a relationship wherein the two people are clearly "more than friends" but won't admit or don't know if they are a "couple" or not

I created this word about five years ago by merging the words "friend" and "relationship." There are so many relationships that seem undefinable, and this word suits them well.
Bill and Sara claim that they're not dating, but they spend every waking moment together; so I'm starting to wonder if they are in a friendationship.