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live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.
Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.
by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 25, 2008
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chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.
Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.
by Mindy Mop Job October 9, 2008
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possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
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cndid flossing

Cndid flossing can end up bcomn a sloppy business.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
by broseph1120 January 1, 2012
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potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.
by echaao January 24, 2013
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mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013
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