false that

A phrase uttered when a person disagrees with a statement that has been made. The opposite of "true that"

"Global warming is a good thing!"

"False that"

by wordcreatorfromvirginia April 7, 2010

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010

Failjet

Very similar to Failboat . A pack of douche bags trying to act smart. These people generally fail at life. Often used when "failboat" just doesn't seem enough to describe their fail.

M1: oh dude, those guys are aboard the failjet (guys trying to back a van into water to get their skyjets in) .
M2: damned yeah.

by KnightNL June 29, 2010

fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

False-a-tude

Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.

When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.

by prettylittleaces January 13, 2011

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011