Fapkin

A fapkin is a a napkin poor people (who cannot afford normal tissues) use to fap. Most fapkins are known to leave rashes and in some cases herpes. The herpes usually comes from factory workers who "fap n' pack" or use the cheap fapkins and replace them into their packaging.

The rough dry surface of fapkins usually gives me a rash upon use. Instead of lotion i use water and if im lucky i might find some tree sap. Im a lucky one. I have not contracted any STDs from my cronic fapping.

by Lil duggie August 15, 2016

faakir

A total slut.

Im so horny could use a faakir right now

by uCmE May 16, 2016

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017

Fakiefakerson

An extremely fake person that lives in their own world and is completely oblivious to the fact that they are fake. When around this person their fakeness seems to spread and infect others.

Nishant: Hey, you're fake.
Vinny: You're brown.
Marco: Wow! Vinny is a fakiefakerson!

by TheOneAndOnlyShirey January 7, 2017

Fakir

a writer, who refuses to write the end of a story.

"why won't you finish the story? urgh your being such a fakir "

by sofian March 27, 2017

Fanking

A term used for when woman masterbate and stumulate themselves by spanking their vagina . Fanny + Spank = Fank

She will be fanking herself over that later!!

by Fankmel8er October 25, 2017