philadelphia fake out 

when ingaged in sexual intrecourse, in the style of the k9 and climax is approaching, spit on her back and when she turns around your load is blown in her face

ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhhh (spit) AAAHHHHHHHHHH splush.

philadelphia fake out by wisconsin whitey August 28, 2003

fake streaks 

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks

did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks

fake streaks by juulian February 14, 2019

Fakespect 

Misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don't give a shit.

Marc: I told Skittles that I thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but I think he's a worthless person.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.

Fakespect by LLIAB November 24, 2010

Fakespert 

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

Fakespert by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

fake Monet 

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.

F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.

fake Monet by Anna313 February 9, 2009

Fake Statistics 

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

Fake Statistics by Jerio November 8, 2009

Facestracted 

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010