the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

Early 2000's shows

Pretty much either golden for nostalgia, or downright stupid. You would get home from school or whatever and watch some show on your huge TV. Not the flat, tall ones, the ones that have pretty small screens and a back wider than your pp will ever be.

Person 1: "Did you watch that one show on TV when you were a kid?"
Person 2: "No, but I watched this one."
Person 1: "Oh, that one awful show that god abandoned as soon as he saw the concept?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Man, early 2000's shows really could suck."

by pastel_kindaa February 25, 2021

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

early 2000s

Basically an extension of the 90s, The years are typically regarded as 2000-2003

Nothing had really changed Pop-Culturally or tech wise in the sense that 1997-2003 feels like it’s own era.

Below are comparisons of different things through out their lifespans

Game Consoles
1991-1998: SNES, Genesis, GameBoy,
1997-2002: N64, PS1, GBC, DreamCast
2001-2006: PS2, GBA, Xbox, GameCube
2004-2009:DS, Xbox 360, GameCube, Wii

Music
1996-1998: G Funk, Girl Groups
1997-2003: Pop Punk Era
1999-2001: Nu Metal Era, Boy Bands
2001-2003: Garage Rock, Post Grunge
2003-2007: 50 Cent Style Rap, Emo Music

TV
1970s-2000: Soap Operas
1986-2003: Music Videos
1993-2004: Golden Sitcoms
1996-2002: Anime Boom
1997-2003: OG Cartoons

Social Media
1997-2003: AOL/AIM
2004-2008: MySpace
2009-2013: Facebook

Portable Music
1983-1997: Walkman
1995-2003: Discman
2004-2008: iPod Gen 2
2007-Present: Digital Streaming

Cell Phones
1984-1994: Brick Phone
1995-1998: Star Tac
1997-2003: Nokia 3310
2004-2010: Camera/Flip Phones
2006-2011: BlackBerry
2007-Present: Smart Phones

Home Videos
1977-2003: VHS Tapes
1997-2011: DVD
2004-2015: Blu-Ray
2005-Present: Digital Streaming

Even fads/trends were the same, tamogotchi, beanie babies, Pokémon, slap bracelets, bowl cuts, bleached hair, Furbys, jncos, etc

By late 2003 the 90s culture had started to fade with the discontinuation and endings of various products/shows and by 2004/2005 the decade had formed its own identity.

The early 2000s were a great time to be alive

by anonymous October 13, 2018

Earley

To hook up with or take advantage of an intoxicated or otherwise impaired female while being sober.
Origin unknown, but it is believed to originate from the name of someone who frequented this practice.

She was wasted, but he hadn't had a drop to drink. He definitely pulled an Earley.

by Barrald November 11, 2008

Earl Grey

When a male puts his testicles up a females (or another males) anus, the receiving female (or male) then proceeds to squeeze out said testicles, as if having a poo.
Pleasureable for both parties involved.
Like Tea Bagging, but anal...

your nuts smell youve had an Earl Grey

by Lee-Bee November 22, 2011

African Earplug

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.

"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."

by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 17, 2008