Definitions by Barrald

Earley 

To hook up with or take advantage of an intoxicated or otherwise impaired female while being sober.
Origin unknown, but it is believed to originate from the name of someone who frequented this practice.

She was wasted, but he hadn't had a drop to drink. He definitely pulled an Earley.

Earley by Barrald November 11, 2008

slunk 

A combination of sloppy and drunk. A take-off of crunk, slunk represents being so drunk that that person is no longer fun or enjoyable, just sloppy as hell. The difference between slunk and crunk could be summed up to be, "Crunk is a party mood, slunk is just a slop, wtf were you thinking mood."

"Wow that party was slunk. All the girls were so drunk they were falling all over themselves."

slunk by Barrald November 27, 2006