Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

New Dick

When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.

“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.

by jim6471 October 6, 2020

wiz dick

When you can't get a boner after taking speed also known as amphetamine.

Guy to friend " bro last night i she wanted it but i had wiz dick "

by Gedxbjutexvhh February 12, 2017

good dicking

when a guy gives you good sex

Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.

Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!

by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016

dick vapor

Post masturbation smell from the crochal region.

Girls can smell when you've been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong dick vapor

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

Dick deprived

When you haven't been fucked in forever and you need some dick

"If I don't get some dick soon ima die so dick deprived

by QueenOfItAll April 9, 2016

Little Dick

The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.

But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.

Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.

Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020