Corontined

The act of social isolation during the Corona virus pandemic.

I have been corontined because I was exposed to or have contracted the Corona virus.

by CVernon March 22, 2020

Coronaphobic

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronaville, USA

Slang for any town in the US that has a supercluster of COVID-19 cases putting it on the map.

Let’s just hope we don’t wind up hitchhiking straight into Coronaville, USA.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

corona dump

Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:

1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or

2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.

Due to social distancing this:

1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or

2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.

Friend: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Friend 2: Ah yeah he got corona dumped

by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020

Corona Cork

That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.

I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.

by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020

Corn-poker

A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.

That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.

by Corn-poker October 23, 2020

cornslop

when you eat too much corn and you suddenly get rapid diarrhea of corn and corn juice with a brown and orange color exploding out of your anus thus creating cornslop

"damn bro I ate too much corn and just released some extreme cornslop" (a large slop of corn and shit)

by cornslopper69 November 2, 2020