GTFO'clock

The time the clock in the office displays when it's clear that your employer is going under.

They canceled my approved vacation day 'cause we have to move all the servers out of the office space we're renting by the end of the month. Sounds like it's GTFO'clock.

by blumer December 9, 2008

breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.

Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".

by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007

shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".

"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"

by Ramblin' Evil 'Shroom November 17, 2007

nipple cocks

elongated nipples that resemble cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks

by hood.rich October 20, 2008

strawberry clock

The king of the portal.

Everyone loves StrawberryClock.
StrawberryClock is the king of the portal.

by X March 9, 2005

clock

pretty much a fucking ticking timebomb that fucks you around when getting ready for school or work and sits there ticking minute by minute whilst you are getting ready. often ticks faster if you are in a hurry

"julie its 6:30!!"
"what the fuck!!!??? , the clock was 3:00 a minute ago!!!!"

by imccloud October 9, 2015

Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011