The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Dumb Clicking

Also known as "dead clicking" is when a person has too much energy but not enough brain power, and starts rapidly clicking (2 or more times in succession) in the same area of the screen instead of saving clicks and keypresses for intelligent and productive actions.

dumb clicking
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ

Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling

Fanboi 1: oof

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

Whiskey click

Making questionable decisions on a device while intoxicated on whiskey.

Q: Did he just raise $100 on a $4 dollar pot?
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.

by MastaRiddle January 13, 2024

doubley click.

When one clicks doubley

Yo my slime, you gotta check out this radical Facebook minion meme. Go ahead and doubley click. it!

by gus3000 March 28, 2021

Click-Bait Life

Living your life in a way that seems engineered for maximum online engagement, even if it's shallow or inauthentic. Every moment is a potential viral post.

She's living that click-bait life, always posting 'emotional' vlogs about minor inconveniences. Exhausting.

by DTolsk May 10, 2025

double click to edit

that one thing that comes up when you add new text

Computer: double click to edit

Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

click sad

The resulting feeling after you get too "click happy" in a software system and accidently screw something up or delete something that now you can't fix.

I opened up the new employee records program and got click happy. Now I can't find my records and it won't go back to the main page. I'm so click sad! Help!

by StevefromCorporate November 6, 2013