ctk interface

Otherwise known as the 'Chair to Keyboard' interface, aka the user of a system who is experiencing ID10T errors.

He says his system isn't working right, I think its just an ID10T error in the CTK Interface.

by Unholy79 May 22, 2016

ctmh

Come to my house

Josh:I'm bored
John:ctmh

by I kinda help u roast February 20, 2017

CTRIHM

Cant Talk Russia Is Hacking me

I didnt want to talk to Jim so I just pulled the old CTRIHM

by PrettyFlackodropper17 June 6, 2017

ctfob

"chill the fuck out bitch"

some chick "he hasn't texted me in 1 hour"
guy: "ctfob"

by fuyobih April 20, 2018

ctss

Can't Take Shit Serious means when somebody finds anything and everything and takes it as a joke

Sam : Yo I was the teacher was trying to give instructions but barbie kept laughing

Anthony : damn bro she always thinks everything is funny

Sam : right she just Can't Take Shit Serious

Anthony : mhm too playful

Sam : ctss

by issa.ashleyyy January 2, 2018

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Ctrl Search H

reverses the colours on a Chromebook (high contrast mode)

lol: I see you chose the dark side

boo: "Ctrl Search H"
whoops

by AR12 Dani February 22, 2020