Crackle cheeks

When you are holding a fart in but it’s slowly leaking out, causing your butt cheeks to crackle.

Ex whew I’m glad I made it to the toilet in time, I was getting major crackle cheeks!

by Topada mornin toya May 14, 2018

Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.

I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

HOWLING CHEEKS

WHEN HER BUTT IS SO FAT YOU CAN HOWL IN HER CHEEKS.

WHERE IS OLE HOWLING CHEEKS?

by SOFTPULL September 7, 2018

creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks

Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks

by TheManfre September 7, 2018

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 13, 2018

Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.

“Boy you donkey cheeks”

by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018

Fat cheeks vallie

Valentina

Fat cheeks vallie is so weird

by 7y1 truths February 28, 2019