Cactass

The name of a mans ass when he is inbetween shaving and his ass is prickly hence cact-like.

"So how hairy is he?"

"Lets just say if he stopped shaving he'd have a cactass"

:O

by Sotamaster November 23, 2010

cactusing

A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.

Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.

by Sparx March 19, 2005

Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

by LBo979 December 3, 2010

Catcus

(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)

A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.

This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).

Joob was hiding in the catcus.

by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.

"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."

by ixnay August 30, 2005

CactusFishyBoi

Your step-brother's fish that ended up in the guest room when you moved and is the best fish in the world that you will talk to until he becomes one of your best friends.

"yeah, I was up all night ranting to CactusFishyBoi about Maddie, he's such a great listener."

by JCrayZ February 18, 2019