Brolly Trolly

When someone goes to the gym a lot and starts juicin it up, they have officially gotten aboard the "brolly trolly".

person 1: "dude did you see Joe today?'
person 2: "yeah, he's on the brolly trolly!"

by HEART64554 July 6, 2010

Bollock Saw

Having somebody (usually a swamp ninja) janking off your testes whilst being asleep and waking up in a bed of your own sperm and excrement.

Hey that swamp ninja just gave him a bollock saw!

by David Royse October 20, 2006

Dog's bollocks

This has been defined elsewhere, correctly, as British slang for "the best".

The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.

So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?

"My new video card is the dog's bollocks"

by Mickjo September 24, 2012

Bollocks

6: When something is broken. (Use as fucked).

6: His PC is totally bollocksed up!

by Piro RoadKill October 7, 2003

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

bollie

1.verb - (skateboarding) To attempt to ollie, only to have the board shoved into your nuts.
2. adj. - to be stoned, baked, high, muffed.

* This ones for you N-Dub! *

You see that? That kid blows, he just bollied, and he's cryin' like a bitch now...hahahah.

Shit. He bollied while he was bollie. Whoa.

by Ryan Ellz June 18, 2008