City boy blumpkin

Caelin Wingit

My friend Caelin is a city boy blumpkin

by Sk3lt0r141 October 1, 2021

Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

by TRA90 March 7, 2023

Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.

Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!

by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018

blumpkin

gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin

tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks

by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 28, 2009

Blumpkin

To take a shit, while being given head.

Blumpkin.

by lucy6505 October 23, 2008

Russian Blumpkin

When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.

"Dude, me and like 20 friends just stood in line for an hour to get a russian blumpkin."

by Lusk1993 February 21, 2010