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ninja balled 

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.
My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.
ninja balled by J Sned March 5, 2009
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Prostate Ballet 

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."

Lady Baller 

A classy lady who's so baller that she just constantly lives the good life.
Angela's so lady baller that she spends most of the day eating filet mignon in a bubble bath. Not sure how she affords it, must be through that harem of side-ho's she keeps.
Lady Baller by Jah G April 7, 2015
An amazing figure featured in multiple roblox games, who holds a ball, and is really cool. Baller was popular because of a meme by a dude parodying "stop posting about among us", in a tiktok. in the tiktok, he states; "Stop posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it, my friends on tiktok send me BALLER. On Discord, it's fuckin' BALLER"
"what are you playing?", "oh, I'm just finding baller, in find the ballers"
baller by spacebyte November 29, 2022
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
bellend by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Bellendish 

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!
Bellendish by elliethesicko July 18, 2009