Barney

Barney was a dinosaur who died from H.I.V., but they ran out time so they broke his spine and shot him in the knee.

Barney, a purple child rapist.

by Tdashi June 7, 2017

barbertress

A female barber

Friend: Hey are you going to get your hair cut?

Me: yes, by my favorite barbertress

by Toriisthesmartest June 27, 2019

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

dylan barger

Dylan Barger is generally known for being a Grand Wizard in the Ku Klux Klan. Dylan Barger is also known as a fucking dumbass.

Dylan Barger is a dumbass.

by Whitepower1029 June 6, 2016

Bob Barker

Named after the shape of Bob Barker's microphone on the price is right, A Bob Barker is a type of meth pipe, also known as a straight piece which consists of a glass tube with a bubble on the end

Bring your Bob Barker when you come over, I broke mine last night.

by ThaTrixsta March 12, 2019