Watering basil

The act of performing oral sex.

Some men don't like watering basil but all the best men don't mind.

Kristen prides herself on having no gag reflex and being good at watering basil.

by Jlbers January 27, 2017

Sweaty Brazilian

When you're fucking a girl, and you put your balls in her asshole.

I gave that bitch a sweaty brazilian

by DouchebagDavis June 28, 2017

Tongue Braille

When you discover a field of genitalia warts on someone.

I was going down on this chick and next thing you know , it was like I was reading Tongue Braille.

by Puln2bs July 16, 2017

The Brazilian Switcheroo

When a Brazilian female ensnares a young, naïve male in her metaphorical web, which inevitably leads to the male ending up robbed, stabbed and naked in a ditch somewhere.

She uses different methods to ensure this process, most common however, is when the female uses the promise of nuts to her advantage.

1: Dude, where's Nicholas
2: Ah, he's in Paris. The Brazilian Switcheroo and all
1: rip

by SlimboJimbo July 27, 2018

Dried Basil

It’s the lowest form of comedy

Your jokes are dried basil.

by Fresh Basil May 19, 2019

Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

Cigarettes brazilian style

A self-rolled cigarette without a filter tip.

A: Ohh you are smoking Cigarettes brazilian style?
B: Yes It's much better for our environment.
A: I respect that!

by eniro February 18, 2020