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wet boards

A term typically used by a small circle of friends to describe a game on a Minecraft server called Hypixel.
The term was invented when someone switched the first letters of the words from "Bed Wars" to "Wed Boards" and the word "wed" was changed to "wet"
Person1: Hey you guys wanna wet boards?
Person2: Sorry can't I'm doing "homework"
Person3: L Cope
Person2: Shu'up
by Aim For North May 14, 2022
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Bardia

Bardia as a word means
1. The end of fall
2. A very wise person
That guy is a bardia.
Bardia is near.
by 716182729 November 17, 2016
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Out Boarding

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts
Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard
by dingle berry plastics March 30, 2015
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When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010
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boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
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Bardened

A derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party.

The term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight.
John got so pissed that he was sick less than an hour into Lucy's party - he was absolutely bardened.
by SULPHUR TUNGSTEN SILVER May 19, 2015
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