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beaver blanket 

When a bitch is so fat her stomach hangs down to her pussy... beaver
"Hey did you see Steve's new girlfriend? That bitch has a huge beaver blanket... Beaver
beaver blanket by Minntex August 10, 2017

Pig in a blanket 

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.
I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.
Pig in a blanket by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

piggy in a blanket 

A sexual position where you are doing your significant other "doggy style" at which point you tell them to bite down on an apple while simultaneously throwing a blanket over them.
I was out getting drunk and ended up going home with a fat chick. I made the best of it by turning her into a piggy in a blanket.
piggy in a blanket by Kraylis September 20, 2013

throwing the blanket 

To throw shade, but the blanket is worse because it's dark under there.
Beyoncé was throwing the blanket with Lemonade.

"Damn bitch have you heard Beyoncé's new album?"

"Yup she threw that blanket over Jay Z like it was nothing!"

Or

"Damn did you see Danielle's eyebrows? Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between a tweezer and a razor."

"Damn bitch you threw that blanket!"

horse blanket 

A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides
Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD
horse blanket by testaccounto 174o December 3, 2019

corey's blanket 

to shoot out so much sperm that it produces a blanket
He corey's blanket on her
corey's blanket by jrizzo May 3, 2005