Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

Food Blister

A persons stomach when it completely fills their shirt to the max, even stretching it.

Man you better stop eating, your food blister is getting big.

by mahoobu September 12, 2011

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006

Blistered

the term "blistered" is used to describe a state of uber inebriation, often due to inhilation of marijuana smoke.

Dude, I was so blistered at that party last night, I couldn't feel my nipples.

by Jimmy Ruuu June 2, 2008

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008