master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.

I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

master of the custodial art by PaD May 13, 2005

Cock Art 

When your desk partner at school draws dicks on your desk when your not looking to try and get you in trouule.

Stop drawing cock art on my desk dude!

Cock Art by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

trolling is a art 

"Trolling is a art" is perhaps the definitive statement regarding trolling. If we define trolling as the intentional disruption of another's emotional well being, often through a feigned promotion of an unpopular belief, or political position, the statement is in itself a troll. The deliberate use of "a" where "an" should be is likely to arouse a negative reaction among those concerned with correct english usage. The fact that the statement is itself directly referring to trolling and the art thereof gives further power to its effect; if you're jimmies are rustled by this statement, its author has succeeded, and its veracity has been confirmed.

jimbob: you're balls are lo thus as a small mammal.
fred:You fucking faggot, you meant "your."
jimbob: Trolling is a art.
fred: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

trolling is a art by caucasian absconded with my bi November 21, 2013

modern art 

Some woman's messy bed, or a dead shark some guy put in formaldehyde or something. But in an art gallery.

Simple Simon: Good heavens, why is there a dead shark next to this beautiful painting?

Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?

modern art by notmereally November 17, 2009

Master at the art of buffoonery

An insult which does not require you to swear but destroys your opponent. This insult enlightens your opponent about their shortcomings and annoyance to the society.

Sarah - you are ugly
Me - you my friend are a master at the art of buffoonery

Master at the art of buffoonery by Popo water bottle June 7, 2023

scan fine art 

A work-safe way to say masturbate.

Scanning fine art at work is completely normal. I am currently scanning fine art as I write this. My favourite place to scan fine art is in public places such as movie theatres and playgrounds.

http://www.27bslash6.com/scanningfineart.html

scan fine art by iBalls December 9, 2008

Snuff Art 

Art that captures death, done by filling a canvas with various body parts from humans and animals picked up from murder scenes or roadkills.

That snuff art was soooo briggsy

Snuff Art by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006