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telephone pisser

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009
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Harry Pisshead

1. A head that, like a sprinkler, sprays out urine. Cannot be turned off. Also is hairy.

2. Pseudonym for Harry Potter.

3. Penis head that has somehow sprouted a brilliant tuft of red hair.
1. Would you please turn off fucking Harry Pisshead. That cunt has been watching cartoons in my living room for three hours and now my sofa is crying.

2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.

3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead
by Greendayrulez47 May 8, 2010
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Mind Pissing

To mentally mark your territory.
1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.

2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.

3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.
by Dave and Megan February 19, 2011
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Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
by momofthreeboys March 3, 2011
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squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
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Monstah Pissah

Adj. bad ass. sweet. cool. awesome
The Red Soxs beat the Yankees last night, it was monstah pissah.
by JMPM September 5, 2011
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Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011
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