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Jack matthewsd

When you like to get analed by ticket touters
I like to get Jack matthewsd
by Lucasm February 12, 2021
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Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over
by Love Jason April 10, 2021
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Trenton & Mattie

Trenton has the biggest heart and is very loyal and loving to the person important to him. Mattie can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. Together Mattie and Trenton are the cutest couples in the galaxies, they shine brighter than the sun, their love makes others happy. AND THEY'RE BOTH HELLA CUTE.
Bob: Have you seen Trenton & Mattie? arent they the cutest??
Moo: yes and yes.
by moomooooo23 April 18, 2021
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foam mattress

The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).
Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.
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ivy matthews

a girl who eats everything on this planet yet super picky. pasta lover and farts. ATON. she’s athletic and probably plays soccer or basketball.
yo hey ivy matthews when’s ur next game?
by ur mom!!:) May 10, 2021
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Ryan Matthew De Dios

the hottest and sexiest man ever created
but also is very bad at video games and can’t aim for shir
by BurnieHN May 14, 2021
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Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021
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