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Bronson is a name for a guy SUPER into hockey, also really has a big crush on the Ford Bronco.

Bronson’s usually are blonde, but super super sweet and nice to be around. Sometimes you just wanna keep a little Bronson around you at all times!

Being a Bronson comes with responsibility of being friendly with everyone and anyone at that. You could be the most shy person in the world and Bronson could bring out the happy social butterfly in you.
Person: “Why are you so happy today?”

Me: “Because I have a Bronson!”
Bronson by Aluminumbutts December 10, 2021
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Brown Snow 

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.
That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.
Brown Snow by ReggieWillMake December 10, 2021

brown knuck 

Noun. The act of rubbing the knuckles of one or both hands on ones bootyhole and then proceeding to punch another individual with said hand(s).
"Bro, Jimmy fucked my wife so I had to hit him with that brown knuck. Gave that bastard a black eye and pink eye at the same time."

"Your father would be proud, John."

"Thanks Mom."

Brown out 

When you absolutely shit the house after drinking too much
Brown out
Hey man, What happened to Luke?
I don’t know man but you’re gonna need a new couch, dude must’ve browned out last night.
Brown out by Soggy balls December 16, 2021
You will have to excuse me old chap, I need to park a brown rather urgently!
Brown by Boiled octopus December 19, 2021

Brown skin 

Term used to define someone who's natively from south asia. In most cases it is used to describe an person from the Indian subcontinent.
Brown skin by Imazebrahhhh December 20, 2021

Brown serpent 

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night
I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!