Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

Kids community collage

A school full of perverted, racist, ableist, spoiled kids. A shitty school over all.

Example: “kids community collage is shit”

by Thesillypng February 18, 2024

Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

Playing chicken (with your kids lives)

Because rape victim and spite.

Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.

Because IN THE SAME WAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WATCHING... NEITHER DO THEY. They can't guarantee that arresting or killing me won't result in your kids getting murdered SOOOO... They want me to kill your kids so they can throw their hands in the air and pretend they don't know what happened! They won't come clean about whether or not people are being digitally stalked and harassed for years at a time and turning to violence or self-harm explicitly because of that stalking a harassment. Like LIAM PAYNE. They tried to kill ME... And they murdered Liam Payne isn't. And they are going to keep doing it to YOU until I am either dead or free. And they won't do it because that would mean I WAS RIGHT! For these piece of shit politicians who are openly playing chicken (with your kids lives) THEY WILL NOT ATTEND YOU CHILDS FUNERAL. There is only one way to stop the turn to violence and that is to do something about the stalking and harassment that causes it. Evidenced by the fact that you didn't stop THE LAST MASS MURDER. They tried to split the baby and your kids died. They are trying to puss down my leg and tell me it's schizophrenia and they are doing the same thing to the rest of you and invoking solidarity that they don't actually feel. 'WE are making millions of dollars' he says. I'm not making millions of dollars. Well, I AM, but my claim is being denied and the politicians are covering for the mentally disabled billionaire they don't think should exist."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

I like little kids the forty seventh

means how uksrfhaiafdlfjdkahfkjalfas

Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh

by semen eater 42 March 17, 2022

Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

Space kid

You dat nigga that don't care about what anybody say all you care bout is how you drip and getting money .

I heard Otto is the space kid.

by Elroyjetsonthespacekid October 14, 2019