Adam's Penis 

A massive elephant trunk that feeds off of gargantours mommy milkers. This thing is a third legs, It is so big that it is literally bigger than his other legs and this man has to balance on it. He attracts ever female into bed with him so they can use his massive Penis as a body pillow.

Adam's Penis is all girls favorite thing in the world.

Adam's Penis by Adam's Penis November 19, 2021

Does kyler have a small penis 

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong

Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

Does kyler have a small penis by Patriot44368 April 18, 2021

condom penis

Where the skin from the shaft covers the head to form a tip, creating a condom penis.

Dude that porn star has a condom penis!

condom penis by BlackDevil November 14, 2006

Woo Penis 

1.A phrase used to stop an awkward silence.
2.Something crazy teenagers say when they are bored.

Alicia: so..... um.... uh.... ?
Ali: WOO PENIS!
Alicia: ahaha. your crazy!

Woo Penis by Ali skankface December 14, 2008

Designated penis 

consistent Casual Sexual partner
Not quite a relationship, not quite Friends with Benefits
Name for a guy who wants to have sex with you, but not be in "a relationship"

Also, could be the guy that you are currently sleeping with, and don't want much more from. A step above booty call

can be abbreviated dp

People ask me if I'm seeing someone, and I'm not sure how to explain you?
Designated penis

Designated penis by danya June 4, 2012

Reverse Penis 

any sort of sexual inuendo involving a tail on a male person

"I do have a rather large Tail"
"I don't want to hear about your reverse-penis"

Reverse Penis by Taylor Action September 11, 2005

teradactyl penis 

what happened to the satans dick after it came in contact with the yeti.

the satans dick is now a prehistoric artifact aka a teradactyl penis

teradactyl penis by the mello December 29, 2007