by J P Smoove August 27, 2021
Get the Cum Slurpermug. A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021
Get the CUM Umug. When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
Get the Extendo Release Cum Grenademug. Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021
Get the Russian cum shotmug. 
by average sizzled cum enjoyer July 3, 2022
Get the cum sizzlemug. Like a street busker but garners sexual interest online instead of money. Most often seen starring in their own Tiktok dance videos
by Skiddle1029 December 20, 2023
Get the Cum buskermug.