brown hoodie

When you lick a woman's clit while she's taking a number 2 on the toilet

I got my brown hoodie this weekend but now she wants me to get it every weekend

by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018

doggy brown

A 'doggy brown' arsehole, something that has a brown tint to it either referring to the arsehole or vagina

damn dawg pull down that thong and let me see that doggy brown

by Bigsexyboy January 5, 2014

Tansy Brown

Tansy Brown is a sexy ass mf.

You want to eat her pussy now!

Person 1: Bro have you seen Tansy Brown?
Person 2: I know, I want to eat her pussy!

by kihfndhskdhnf May 1, 2022

Mr Brown

Mr Brown.

Mr Brown Is Seen As Thanos’s White Clone,
I Haven’t Seen Him With Da Gauntlet Yet Tho

Cameron Made Another Mr Brown Meme

by Kyethryll July 21, 2019

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with "Pink Spread" in which one boof' 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

brown stained buttcheeks

when you shit yourself your buttcheeks get spreaded with nice shit

"Joe has brown stained buttcheeks!! said Jackie"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022