Matthew

refers to a CS freshman who enrolled in this course clearly for one reason - the Femboys

"Matthew refuses to get a lobotomy because he wants to remember his favorite femboys."
"ts so matthew"

by DDEDR September 11, 2025

Mattacadabra

Intoxicatingly sensual and charismatic slow burn draws your love in as a beautiful friend and when least expected wake up in love with all spells completed until the end of all earths, with a insatiable obsession in physical, sexual and spiritual relm in which the rest of the world never existed as nothing else compares or could compare. A force of love you thought maybe if I was Jasmin and him Aladdin but the presence of one human is more than the carpet and the Genie with endless wishes. Perfect man undercover in plain site always there until whiskey unlocks nudity and utter obsession forever and ever.

Just like that "Mattacadabra" I have plans to make things dissappear, Magic Mattas sexy dick every opportunity for ever, longest standing wand trick in the block course to date. 1 year block completed.

by Leeseyloosnotsorry September 21, 2025

Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet

Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet

by Allovesit September 25, 2025

Matthew

Annoying British cunt

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

by H0undy October 10, 2025

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

by Soycuck November 8, 2025