by Andy December 15, 2003
by gaminggod April 28, 2009
The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
A female with the physical characteristics that the superficial male desires. (Big Tits, Tight Ass, Big lips for fellatio) Is or can be a mute.
Lance: Yo dawg, I saw that shorty you were with last night, did you get dem panties?
Rodney: Fo show, dat bitch had some uber puss, ya know what I'm saying?
Rodney: Fo show, dat bitch had some uber puss, ya know what I'm saying?
by dickdieseldaddy May 16, 2009
i am an uber cynic and this site is terrible, you people have crap senses of humour and you all need friends. my girlfriend doesn't love me but i dont care because she chews gum funny and her dad once almost put on a hat i didn't like. my shoes are crap, the have a mud mark, im going too sue them, god i hate shoes....
by apeshit November 30, 2004
by Sean June 02, 2004
by The 1337 lord April 26, 2006